I just ask that one time a man has to sit through a gyno exam… not one where he’s expecting a child or sitting with a sick wife but just a random gyno exam with his girlfriend. Awkward, uncomfortable, unpleasant… just a few words to describe those moments you are sitting on a table with your legs spread, hoisted into said awkward position via stirrups.
Oh what? Don’t even try to tell me turning your head and coughing while having your balls fondled is anywhere near comparable… my boyfriend would have me do that to him everyday if he could. It’s like a dentist appointment except your staring at the ceiling while a pair of latex fingers are inserted inside of you while you try to make small talk…. at least at the dentist you can’t talk. At least at the dentist you don’t have to change your clothes. At least at the dentist it’s THE DENTIST.
Going to the gyno is irritating…. and it’s necessary. In this day and age if you are sexually active and don’t go, you are an idiot. IDIOT. Condoms are not full proof. I’m not even just talking about pregnancy or aids… herpes, genital warts- all can be passed by skin contact outside of the rubber.
Alright… enough of my PSA. I just don’t think men will ever comprehend or relate to a trip to the gyno.
Maybe a prostate exam but that doesn’t happen until they are 50+. Try dealing with that at least once every year since you were 18-20
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